Phish Tales

Ah, Gamehendge! That mythical land that dances on the drumbeats of the Lizards, those peculiar creatures teetering on the brink of existence, clinging desperately to the wisdom of yore, encrypted in the Helping Friendly Book. They scurry through their lives, committing the kind of nonsensical blunders that only the enlightened or deranged would dare to conceive. But lo and behold, tragedy strikes like lightning on a psychedelic sky when the treacherous Wilson, fiend and dictator, pilfers their precious tome and usurps their tranquil realm!

Enter, stage left, the valiant Colonel Forbin, retiree and reluctant hero, led by destiny and his faithful canine, McGrupp, to reclaim the stolen scripture. Their quest, woven into a tapestry of tunes, takes a wild turn with the arrival of Rutherford the Brave, the noble knight of the Lizard people, and a cavalcade of characters as bizarre as they are unforgettable.

In the shadowy corners, we find Tela, the femme fatale and double agent; Errand Wolfe, the usurper with eyes bigger than his belly; his ill-fated son, Roger Wolfe; and the ominous AC/DC Bag, the robotic hangman who swings with the mechanical rhythm of death itself. There’s the monstrous Unit Monster and the Spotted Stripers, messengers with a penchant for treachery, flapping through the narratives like pages of a fevered dream.

Ride the Multibeasts, those peculiar steeds of Gamehendge, through this phantasmagoria, as the Famous Mockingbird soars high above, a beacon of hope in a bizarre, twisted adventure. And let’s not forget the Sloth, Icculus, and those battle-hardened Llamas, or the tragedy of Jimmy and Poster Nutbag, recurring players in this ongoing melodrama of mystic mayhem.

Each tale spun here, in the hallowed digital halls of ‘Phish Tales,’ will delve into the acid-washed depths of these characters’ souls, exploring uncharted territories of a universe that Phish has scored, each story a unique jam session of words, unpredictable and captivating.

So, buckle up, buttercups! Prepare to dive headfirst into the rabbit hole, to swim through stories as vivid and variegated as a tie-dyed tapestry. Whether you’re a Phish fanatic or a curious onlooker lured by the scent of insanity, this blog promises a trip you won’t soon forget. In the immortal words of Hunter S. Thompson, “Buy the ticket, take the ride.”

And what a ride it’ll be, through the wild, weird world of Gamehendge and beyond. Welcome, one and all, to ‘Phish Tales’! Hold onto your sanity—this is gonzo storytelling at its finest, where the tales are as twisted as the tunes that inspire them. May your stay here be… unforgettable.